Three Constants

Three Constants

Alicia Millar

Thy say the two constants of the universe are death and taxes,

but I'd like to add ethnic slurs to that list.

Every day I have to listen to them making their jokes, always seasoned with contempt and disrespect - well maybe they don't have any respect, they're "just being honest,"

but why do I have to hear about how "retarded" they think Certain People are EVERY OTHER MINUTE?

That's their favorite word. Their only word. Flavor of the year. Yeesh.

It's funny to me how they can accuse those Certain People of being so "imagination-challenged,"

but find themselves penned in by such a stunted vocabulary. Like sheep in the pasture of sameness, chewing the same cud, and crying the same thing (Retaaarded! Retaaarded! Baaaa!).

So there it is.

Death, taxes, and ethnic slurs.

Death taxes and ethnic slurs.

Death taxes and ethnic slurs.

Retaaarded!